curiosity killed the cat, you know

i want you guys to ask/tell me anything you want to know, or think i should know.
i'm giving you the gift of anonymity. when leaving a comment, you can choose if you want to be anonymous or not, and i want anyone who replies to remain as such, i don't want to know who you are. you just have to be honest, and in return, anything you ask me i will answer in complete truth. even if it's something shitty.
this is your chance to be a total jerk, or a total sweetheart, and not give yourself away.
so let's hear it!