Saturday, November 22, 2008

things i've learned from forensic files

do not trust the following:
millionaires
neighbors
police officers
bar hoppers
salesmen
strangers
hitchhikers
fry cooks
customers
judges
cell mates
estranged spouses
lovers
clergymen
students
teachers
prosecutors
texans, floridians, and californians
maintenance men
your boyfriends ex girlfriend
baby daddies
fbi agents' daughters
black people
teenagers
AIDS victims

but you can, however, trust
criminalists
homicide detectives
ballistic/firearms examiners
forensic botanists/anthropologists/psychiatrists/pathologists
coroners
criminal profilers
crime scene investigators
fingerprint/tool-marking experts
science
the dead bodies

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