My body continues to fail me. I have be come increasingly distraught by the ever-present knowledge of my own mortality.
This is why I'm having my minions design a full suit of black body armor, with a matching cape and helmet.
Now I will be indestructible until further notice.
What I assumed to be menstrual cramps was actually liver failure. Let's hope I live to see the new year.
It's eighty one degrees. Merry Christmas!
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