9 yo Power Trip

In fourth grade, my teacher made us keep journals that she would collect and read once a week. This is an entry from said journal.


Math is a lot easier for me. I'm glad. Last night I wasn't crying. I like it! I think I'm weird. What's your favorite kind of gummy bears? I have a boyfriend. His name begins with an A...try guessing. Pleeeaaasseee WHO DID YOU VOTE FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jane Harmon, I hope. But probably Gray Davis. Who would name their son Gray? Ew, it's so, so morbid. Not morbid, but spooky, or wolf like. I am now officially nine and a half. It feels great to be a half older than I really am. I should send out invitations! I'm older than most fellow nine year olds. All nine and a half year olds (and Stephanie) come join me, and we can rule over fourth grade TOGETHER!!!!! It's that day. At three o clock this morning I was nine and a half. And a few months later, my glory will come! At exactly three o clock ..on August 10th, I will take over my sister, because I will be ten, and since I was lucky enough to be born first, I will always take over her!