Quote of the Day

"I can't believe they're still playing commercials after that [really long] commercial!"
Serious insight from Sarah.




Jeff Corwin is either
a) an asshole,
b) smoking pcp, payote, or weed at all times,
c) schizophrenic, or
d) all of the above.



Jeff Corwin definitely thinks he's better than all of the locals he deals with in the third world countries, and he's obviously disgusted by them. Jeff Corwin also talks a lot of smack for a little beetch. Jeff Corwin is petrified of most of the animals he sees. Jeff Corwin runs away a lot and makes the local minorities deal with the reptiles. So that makes me think it's option A.
But then Jeff Corwin is always sweaty and his eyes are bulging out of his head. Jeff Corwin makes strange noises and talks in crazy voices. Jeff Corwin is often paranoid. Jeff Corwin personifies most of the animals or plants and talks to lots of inanimate objects, and just your general displays of trippin. That could be either B or C. But then you listen to the music, and it's the craziest music on the planet, so it makes me think it's B. While it's playing, Jeff Corwin's freaking out at this lizard, "LOOK at him!!!! He's boogadee boogiting BY!!!!" and acting like Charles Manson.
So definitely all of the above.

Thank GOODNESS Steve Irwin is on next!!!!

He owns Jeff Corwin in every way. In this episode, he finds an alligator over her eggs or something so she's in a trance! When Steve has to leave, he says says, "Ooohh, I love you, sweetheart..." and gives her a big kiss!

YES! YES! YES!