Last night in my dream some bitch was talking shit. So I was like, alright, how about we settle this like men. To my surprise, she is like, yeah, I'm down. So we take off all our jewelry because I'm apparently wearing some and pile it on the kitchen counter.
"Hey, let's make things interesting," I said.
"I'm listening," this bitch responded.
"Whoever wins the fight gets all the jewelry!"
And I guess Jesse was there and he said, "No, that's a lame idea. That's really gay. Not today, maybe if this was some other time."
So we didn't bet the jewelry. Either way, I expressed my fear in fighting her because she was fat and a lot taller than me, but turns out, I won the fight.
Also in my dream, this girl Kara who I've actually never met before and I became best friends, and I was so excited to find a girl who actually thought I was cool.
Haha, that's how I knew it was a dream, and I woke up shortly thereafter.
Also in my dream, my mom grounded me for six days because I slapped her.
Also in my dream, there was a party in Santa Cruz my sister had access to attending and refused to take me.
More later....
I accidentally skipped over the part where it said "also in my dream" in the slapping of the mom part and getting grounded for six days and was like "what the hell?!" and was confused, scared.....sodomized...then went back and made sure I read it right.....and then saw it was the dream haha
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