more reasons to doubt the female species

So I guess I'm a succubus, you know? I think all women are.
I've learned to accept the term. Not as a compliment, but just as a fact, or a state of being, or a curse.
Because really, I don't know any good female who does not occasionally enjoy sucking out a grown man's soul. You know, every once in a great while. Or, on the lesser spectrum of the term, any female who doesn't occasionally enjoy the attention does not exist.
But I'm talking more about being a succubus, versus simply being human. I'm talking about stealing people's everlasting souls right out of their chests!
I think I might do that sometimes. Not lately (except that one time), and not on purpose (except sometimes). I think it is the epitome of selfishness--a woman abusing her feminine wiles not for financial or superficial gain, but simply to know that she can.
Tsk tsk tsk...we should be ashamed, right?
You know, it would be a lot easier for me to talk about a man using a woman, because men are gross, but sometimes, I think we are just as guilty, if not more so, simply because we act like we aren't sexual manipulators or deviants and that we really just want true love!
laugh out loud bitches. everyone's a perv, it doesn't matter what gender you are.