QUOTE OF THE DAY

"It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, you understand? She’s coming through on the tour, on the stop, it’s like, take your chance. Take the opportunity, do it. It wasn’t really stalking her, it was more plotting out how to get to her house.”

Great advice from a Britney Spears' fan, or some say, stalker. Well, most say stalker, because she was arrested.


courtesy of dlisted

all the ladies if you feel me help me sing it out pt 2

yeah listen to them words fellas

"I need to go to the projects more often".

That's a direct quote from Nigel Barker, and I'm pretty sure he is the hottest guy on the history of the planet.



That's right, ladies, he also has an English accent.



This shit, however, is unacceptable:


Those people have got to GO.

If I were taller, I would try out for America's Next Top Model only in hopes of getting somewhat close to him. I have no desire to be a model, but I have every interest in modeling for Nigel Barker. He can take my picture any day.

some advice

Don't get involved in any way with a person who will totally freak out. It's a super unfortunate occurrence, although usually predictable. But sometimes it can catch you off guard in six text messages every thirty seconds.
Hey, sorry to put it on blast, baby, but it's on my mind because it's almost bordering on harassment. Now let's see how many "anonymous" comments I get telling me to jump off a cliff.
Also, I LOVE Chinese food. I'm not sure if it falls under any specific food group under than Delicious.

more reasons to doubt the female species

So I guess I'm a succubus, you know? I think all women are.
I've learned to accept the term. Not as a compliment, but just as a fact, or a state of being, or a curse.
Because really, I don't know any good female who does not occasionally enjoy sucking out a grown man's soul. You know, every once in a great while. Or, on the lesser spectrum of the term, any female who doesn't occasionally enjoy the attention does not exist.
But I'm talking more about being a succubus, versus simply being human. I'm talking about stealing people's everlasting souls right out of their chests!
I think I might do that sometimes. Not lately (except that one time), and not on purpose (except sometimes). I think it is the epitome of selfishness--a woman abusing her feminine wiles not for financial or superficial gain, but simply to know that she can.
Tsk tsk tsk...we should be ashamed, right?
You know, it would be a lot easier for me to talk about a man using a woman, because men are gross, but sometimes, I think we are just as guilty, if not more so, simply because we act like we aren't sexual manipulators or deviants and that we really just want true love!
laugh out loud bitches. everyone's a perv, it doesn't matter what gender you are.

why i have doubts about my generation

Something about my blogging habits: I don't post much for a couple days, then I post once or twice a day, and then I post HELLA in one day, and it's just nonstop. And the cycle repeats.
But you know, maybe my desire to write only comes in waves.

Anyways, on to what I wanted to say. This is going to be a series in sorts, because I don't really think it's polite to post EXTREMELY long blogs.
So part one in discussing my doubts about my generation, I just have to talk about myspace. I mean, I was lurking people's myspaces, as usual, and became a little bit flabbergasted at the amount of gay shit people put on them.
First, there are the girls. I mean, I can't say I hate it, because I love it, and I think it's awesome. But everything about most girls' myspaces just make me laugh.
These are a couple slogans and quotes from girls I know, or someone I know knows, or someone that someone knows knows, etc., around the country.
"She's got a smile on her face and a 'Fuck you' attitude, because from today on, she's living life for herself!"--South Bay, California
"100% BEAUTIFULL"--Berkley, California
"I am who I am. Your approval isn't needed!"--Des Plaines, Illinois
"I'm a celebrity in my hood. You just live in yours."--Campbell, CA
Okay, I just have to interject because it's just so funny that someone who lives in Campbell thinks they're in a "hood".
"You got a problem with me? Well, you can take that up to my big brother. I'm sure he'll fix the problem."--Crystal River, FL
and my personal favorite
"Pretty girls turn heads. My girls break necks!"--Spring Hill, FL
Definitely enjoyable quotes there. I can really relate to these people.
Also, every girl's myspace has a picture of Lil' Wayne on it SOMEWHERE I SWEAR. I don't understand WHY because he is probably one of the scariest looking people living on the planet today.
And apparently, a lot of girls label themselves "cunts" these days, which I'm not too sure is a good idea for our generation of blossoming young women soon to be OR ARE ALREADY moms.
You can probably find a Gucci or Chanel logo somewhere on the page...
Pictures of something the girl has deemed "artistic" in someway. You know, black and white, or a diagram of sorts. Or, you can take my sister, Sarah, for example, in her portrait of birds here she has in her about me.

so deep.

Protesting Gender Restrictions

I have not shaved my legs in a couple of weeks. I am not shaving my legs until January. It's part of my hibernation process because the holiday season has sent me into hiding. I wear pants all winter, and I don't have anyone who will see me out of my pants, so the necessity level has dwindled.
When I do finally shave my legs, it will be a lot of fun! I'm hooking up the web cam for the momentous occasion.

Also, I wonder who invented the "walking scene" that you see in TV dramas. You know what I'm talking about. Two to four people are walking down a hallway talking about a case/business proposal/office mystery and the camera is in front of them.
Either way, it's very effective.