"I need to go to the projects more often".

That's a direct quote from Nigel Barker, and I'm pretty sure he is the hottest guy on the history of the planet.



That's right, ladies, he also has an English accent.



This shit, however, is unacceptable:


Those people have got to GO.

If I were taller, I would try out for America's Next Top Model only in hopes of getting somewhat close to him. I have no desire to be a model, but I have every interest in modeling for Nigel Barker. He can take my picture any day.