This guy:

a fifteen year old named Jordan, starts calling Noah pathetic and tell him to leave LiLo alone etc. This sets Noah off on a philosophical rampage.
"People lke you are all fooled by Obama," he starts, "all prim and proper, nice and cute attitude, just like how a girl is supposed to act. Trust me man, that ain't real life!"
He continues, "Real life people don't supposed to get offended when someone calls them a name, or a joke, or a poke, or whatever." He signs heavily. "Nah, real life people are supposed to tell each other to fuck off and die! And they both give each other a hug because they trust each other SO MUCH they know that it's just a sign of affection!" He begins to grow angry again. "But people like YOU," he seethes. "You see a word like slut, ho, or something, and you get all irrational, saying I should act all nice and polite like Obama, that THAT is the example I should take, that I shouldn't slang and all my messages should be typed super perfect, too. Because I should question elite, preppy, ivy league mentality, I should want to BE one of those snobbish boys and act astute and calm and all that, and always go with the status quo." Finally, Noah is through with explaining. He tried to clarify a few things, but he was having trouble remaining calm. "GO FUCK YOSELF YOU BRAINWASHED MAGGOT FOR BRAIN SCUMBAGS TOO LAZY TO PICK UP A BOOK ON POLITICAL SCIENCE EVEN ONCE IN YO LIFE YET FEEL IT APPROPRIATE TO GIVE ME ADVICE! FUCK YOU AND YOUR STATUS QUO! I AM NOTHING LIKE YOU AND YOUR ESTABLISHMENT! I AM RAW, AND I WILL EAT YOUR EAR! YOU DON'T KNOW ME AND YOU NEVER WILL!!!!"
lol that's Noah.
Remember that Black Sheep rhyme? Someone responded, "Listening to your poetry explains why your music blows!" Music you can find here!
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