Quote of the Night

"It's funny that old people put make-up on."

quote of the month

"This is, first of all, why I want to commit suicide. Second of all, it's why I never want to be in relationships...there's no integrity, no beauty!"

quote of the night

"You know what's good to do with a soccer ball? Kick it around on the beach."

Sarah's lists about me

1) The "Boy/Girl" List
Specific things I have done/said divided up into a boy or girl column, in order to determine whether I'm more like a boy or a girl.
2) Anna's to-do and not to-do list
One thing has been crossed out, and it's only because it included "or make Sarah do it."
3) The "I'm Going to Stop Talking to Jesse" Tally
A record of how many times I've said I'm going to stop talking to Jesse.
4) The "Hate List"
The reasons I shouldn't get back together with Jesse.

NOTE: I do not necessarily condone the content of some of these lists, but I do find them really funny.

why'd you have to go and make speech so complicated?

"you're trying to be persuasive, looks like informative to me."

quote of the night

"Don't hate the player, hate the game."
"I DO hate you!!!"

quote of the night

"it's like your computer has some sort of beatles virus."

"You really shouldn't be so self-conscious of all your status updates. There's no rules on Facebook."

yes, sarah. there are totally rules on facebook.