VIDEO GAME GIRLFRIENDS

Video game consoles should have a sexual hole drilled in the side, and then all girlfriends would be rendered obsolete.
I know I would much rather play a video game than have sex. And I would also much rather have sex with my video game console than have sex with my boyfriend.

indestructable

In other news, why am I drinking caffeinated soda at three o clock in the morning??
Perhaps Ken can explain a few things about how machines don't need to sleep.

katamari damacy

now rules my entire home.
and harlan and i think it's because the songs are subliminal messages...

"play katamari
damacy
kill your family
backyard bury."

but seriously, folks. i love it.
SO THANK YOU JASON.
now i can actually spend my unemployment doing something productive.