Showing posts with label news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label news. Show all posts

Monday, June 8, 2009

I got rid of my old life

and got a new one.
A new life where it's worth it to stay up until five in the morning and go to work with few hours of sleep
worth abandoning everything you once held in the highest of esteems
worth isolating yourself and ignoring phone calls



The Sims 3. Totally worth (what was once) your life.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Obama to rescind Bush abortion rule

President Barack Obama wants to rescind a Bush administration rule that strengthened job protections for doctors and nurses who refuse for moral reasons to perform abortions.



Who wants to give me a ride to Washington D.C. so I can protest? Isn't that violating some sort of personal right, or innate liberty, or free practice, or SOMEthing?


I think that, as far as the future goes, anyone with an old-fashioned view point will be CRUSHED BENEATH GREAT FISTS!!!!!1111

Friday, January 30, 2009

Introducing...

a new author.
My sister Sarah is now a member of the Owl Plushie Gazette staff. Expect updates on her life in the field of arts and crafts, as well as whatever musings she feels she has to offer to my loving fans. This is mostly a method of promotion, because I told her I have a much larger fan base than I actually do.
Either way, give a warm welcome to Hobbs #2.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

i hired a private investigator (myself) to find out what scotty peterson's been up to since he's been sentenced to death.

apparently, he is an avid blogger.

so i have something in common with a pregnant wife killer.

who else can relate to scotty?
people born in san diego, people who went to cal poly, and people who like to fish.

and don't forget
people who kill people.




....more later....

Sunday, November 23, 2008

damn



although I'm pretty sure this kid is a compulsive liar, as he's changed his story about five times. So who knows. Shit's always tricky when questioning kids. He didn't have a lawyer or a parent present, so it's going to be tough getting a conviction based on his statement alone. I mean, he's only eight, so shit, what can you really do? He's either telling the truth, lying, or giving a false confession due to crazy tactics used by the investigators.
But if he says he shot them, I guess he shot them, man.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

2 men guilty of injecting 14 with HIV

msnbc.com

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - A Dutch court convicted two men Wednesday for attempting to infect 14 victims with HIV in a bizarre sex case.

The Groningen District Court found the two guilty of severe assault for injecting semiconscious men with HIV-infected blood at sex parties between January 2006 and May 2007.

Prosecutors had argued that the two men, along with a third who was acquitted of major charges, had drugged the 14 victims and intentionally infected them.

But in Wednesday's ruling, judges said while the victims all had HIV, it could not be proven that they were infected by the injections because they willingly took part in orgies where gay men had unprotected sex.

The suspects were not charged with attempted murder since Dutch courts have held that HIV is a chronic illness rather than an inevitably fatal one.


Okay, wait, WHAAATT???
First of all, I have to hand it to those judges for not charging those guys with attempted murder, even though I think it's pretty much been proven that HIV kills you eventually. Way to go. Second of all, I have to hand it to those guys for being so crazy. I mean, that's just really crazy. But I think anyone who participates in massive sex parties, especially of the European nature, have to be pretty unstable to begin with. They were probably all just one step away from injecting themselves with a fatal illness anyway. And who knows? Maybe they did all have AIDS. Orgies will do that do you.
I mean, wow. Our country is so behind the times. Why don't we have cases like this?

You're probably wondering, "Why did you post this, Anna? Come on!"
And I'm telling you, I am interested in the perversion of society. And I have a thing for the Dutch. Hansel and Gretel, man. They're Dutch.

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