ALL I HAVE TO SAY

is that, yeah, you may hate defense attorneys, but really, they are just defending the American way and ensuring our Thomas Jefferson, etc.--given rights to a fair trial. It's a beautiful right, an amazing and specifically American right that we are so privileged to have. APPRECIATE IT! Everyone gets a fair trial, bitches. EVERYBODY. Defense attorneys are just doing what needs to and should be done. So maybe they defend horrible people. But really, they're doing it for the greater good of democracy. I would fight to the death for their right to be defense attorneys.
Okay, I mean, I would never ever BE a defense attorney and get serial killers out of a life sentence, but these people are atheists, so no moral discrepancies apply. HAHAHAyeah yeah just kidding

Humanity is really starting to get to me. I go through stages of apathy and disgust. First, I don't want anything to do with it, and I don't really care. Then, I want nothing to do with it, and I hate everybody!
It would be sweet if I could have a little compassion for people. Instead, people as a whole continue to disappoint me. But there are people as individuals who continue to surprise me.

Please tell me that this angst-ridden phase will pass!

hi everybody

is this outfit slutty to you?

aren't we all just

better of dead?

an inner circle classic

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Where's the funniest place you've stashed your stash?

Haha, my MONEY stash, right? Well, once I wrapped it up in an umbrella. Never really stuck it down my pants, though, if that's what you're hinting at.

Ask me anything

And I'm glad you're not like us

and by us i mean everyone in the world that isn't you.

DO YOU GET THE MESSAGE YET???

I can't stand your religious meetings.
I'm fed up with your conferences and conventions.
I want nothing to do with your religion projects,
your pretentious slogans and goals.
I'm sick of your fund-raising schemes,
your public relations and image making.
I've had all I can take of your noisy ego-music.
When was the last time you sang to ME?
Do you know what I want?
I want justice
oceans of it.
I want fairness
rivers of it.
THAT'S what I want. That's ALL I want.
Amos 5:21-24--The Message

Some things you probably didn't know

1) Everyone's depressed, everyone's life sucks. What makes you so special?
2) Lil Wayne sucks.
3) Dimples don't make you nice.
4) Murderers are usually liars, too.
5) Jersey Shore isn't funny. America's Best Dance Crew, however, is funny.

I've been putting people of pedestals for too long now. Slowly, my opinions mirror the ones I hold in too high of esteem.

Watching a Snapped marathon. Some things never change. Happy Valentine's Day.

My timing's off, I can't hang, but this song is really cute.

I'm very supportive of this

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Some things...

1) New poll up. You know what to do.
2) Please do not see any movie starring Amanda Sigfried or whatever her name is in these coming months. I say this only for your own welfare.
3) I work at New York and Company at the mall. I'm really, really excited to be out of food service. I kind of thought I might be stuck there forever.
4) I used to hate everything about the eighties/early nineties. That is, until I came to the realization that I'm wearing its clothing.
5) I'm not a fan of abortions, trust me on this one. But I mean, some people...just, really...shouldn't exist.
FOR EXAMPLE

...and all of his chubby black haired fans.
as well as

6) I believe this generation has completely forgotten about Columbo, or just has no idea who he is. Let me do you a little favor.

Probably the greatest show that ever existed.

OH and uh...
just one more thing

As a runner up for greatest show ever...


I just finished episode seven of season four. When I'm watching Dexter...I am at peace with the world. Everything falls into place.

why do i always feel like i have NOTHING

absolutely nothing.

im know this stems back to my relationship to God, but why create a world just for it to be so unfulfilling?
why create me...?

why?

seriously. WHYYY??

I GOT A JOB

HELL YEAH!