like, dead rotting cow carcass stinky.
I guess i had expected it to be like this:
WHICH IS STILL
SO FREAKING AMAZING
WORDS CAN NOT DESCRIBE
ONLY NECKLACES MADE FROM BEADS OF MY TEARS ARE SUFFICIENT.
but let me just say, Joseph King of Dreams
WAS NOTHING LIKE THE PRINCE OF EGYPT. It was such a disgrace, because the story of Joseph is so off the chain and makes me cry, but this movie made me sick. The music was like if Randy Newman and Enya collaborated to make a piece of shit soundtrack for Toy Story 3, which doesn't exist, but would have a similar score to this movie. And Ben Affleck talked Joseph, and let me just say, if I didn't like him before, which I didn't, I definitely don't like him now. Seriously, what a dbag voice actor. He is the worst of the worst. It made me so depressed. I was trying to uplift myself with a nice Biblical movie, but instead I had no idea what was going on, or who any of these people were.
Luke Skywalker was in it though, and his character Judah was a hot cartoon.
But Prince of Egypt REALLY is one of the most incredible animated movies out there just talking about it gets me all excited.
But seriously. Not that you were going to, but DON'T watch Joseph King of Dreams.
