99 problems but a lack of problems isn't one

I woke up this morning so happy that I didn't have any alcohol withdrawal symptoms for once, and that maybe I could go about my day normally, and actually eat a full breakfast and maybe not feel so tired.
But then my hands started shaking again.

I'M THE BIGGEST LOSER ON THE BEACH.

so sue me

if my weed is good and i still listen to death cab for cutie.

life in hayward officially rules. which half empty beer to drink first?

I think the most obnoxious thing about creepy people is the fact that they can't understand how they're being perceived as creeps, while continuing to act creepily right before your very eyes.

This is Anna Hobbs, for your health...
The Hogue brothers need to stop drinking ASAP.

some advice

Don't get involved in any way with a person who will totally freak out. It's a super unfortunate occurrence, although usually predictable. But sometimes it can catch you off guard in six text messages every thirty seconds.
Hey, sorry to put it on blast, baby, but it's on my mind because it's almost bordering on harassment. Now let's see how many "anonymous" comments I get telling me to jump off a cliff.
Also, I LOVE Chinese food. I'm not sure if it falls under any specific food group under than Delicious.

YEAAHHHH

EAT TOAST DUMMY THIS IS ANNA HOBBS FOR YOUR HEALTH

happy bdya mlk soon happy ianguatarion day soon obama happy saturday night party people happy burn anniversary seal haha omg that was such alow blow and not even true.

also, happy water drinking party happy text mwessaging streak happy ipod charging hour happy smooth as huevos eve.

this is another life saving message from ann ahobbs and you know yuou saw it coming.

toehr things to say:
1) this was a night of knights
2) don't blame harry piotter because you cant get it together
3) parts of me wondrss if i should have bene male
4) parts of me wonder when my raging hormones are going to chill.


respect to connect

Yesterday

was a bad day, my apologies.

Anyway, I haven't had much blogging inspiration lately, but here's a couple of things

1) Harlan, Sarah, Waylon, and I have taken it upon ourselves to form the best worst band in the world. Find us on the internet.
2) It's Saturday, and probably one of the nicest days I've seen in a while. Too bad I'm in bed with a headache and nothing to do!
3) Now I can drink four beers instead of three.