Remember Craig from Degrassi? If only he would come back!
WELL
Degrassi Goes to Hollywood, and, apparently, that involves Craig!
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Friday, April 24, 2009
I MISS CRAIG
Remember Craig from Degrassi? If only he would come back!
WELL
Degrassi Goes to Hollywood, and, apparently, that involves Craig!
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
Degrassi: Bad Medicine. Synopsis and Review
"bad medicine"
Alright, another episode with Riley, my new favorite character. As you may not know, he is secretly gay. However, he really WANTS to be straight. He doesn't like the fact that he likes guys. So, he takes steroid pills, in hopes of becoming more manly.
I'm sure you can guess that crazy shit that happens next.
Peter warns Riley about how they "give you boobs and make you all paranoid and stuff", but Riley doesn't listen. After a couple of weeks, he is able to lift double than what he started with at the beginning of the school year. And he starts trying to date girls, but chooses Sav's ex, Anya. Which is generally a bad move, and Sav gets in his face, but then backs down because Riley is all muscly and shit.
While all this is going on, Derek gets Danny to get this asian girl to go on a date with him. Then Danny realizes he likes her and is all jealous now, and then Derek is like, hey, it's cool, go for it. So they kiss, and it's the ugliest interracial couple I've ever seen.
Riley is also running from his past (LITERALLY). Throughout the show, he's texting this guy he used to know from summer camp, and it turns out to have been his first gay experience! So he's running in the woods and this guy is standing there, and is like, oh, hai Riley. And guess what socially awkward Riley does? He straight up runs away in the other direction! And then goes home and does hella push-ups. Oh well, because something really weird happens between the two of them in the woods a little while later. Let me tell you, this gay guy is extremely creepy looking. But it's like, why do they have to be so gay about it? I mean, they hook up in the WOODS for crying out loud, which is pretty typical, next to a public restroom.
So then I guess the drugs kick in, and Riley starts losing his mind. He thinks everyone is talking about him, and that Peter is telling everyone that he's gay. Riley can't handle it anymore and chucks the eraser right at Peter's chest. Peter looks at him like, wtf, and then says, "You have roid rage!" to which Riley responds, "It's my body, I'll do what I want." (real original, by the way.) Peter lists off all the afterschool special side effects of steroids to get the kids watching to stop.
Now it comes to the football game, and Riley is ALL pumped up and pissed off. Sav is freaking out, because Riley took Anya on a picnic, although they decided to just stay friends. Sav gets in Riley's face and said the picnic was gay. And with Riley, the "G" word is not permissible, therefore, Sav gets crazy headbutted and punched in the face until he's a bloody mess.
Riley quits steroids and Peter is like, you really thought steroids would make you straight?
The End.
REVIEW:
This episode was awesome. I love Riley, he's cool.
THe End.
Alright, another episode with Riley, my new favorite character. As you may not know, he is secretly gay. However, he really WANTS to be straight. He doesn't like the fact that he likes guys. So, he takes steroid pills, in hopes of becoming more manly.
I'm sure you can guess that crazy shit that happens next.
Peter warns Riley about how they "give you boobs and make you all paranoid and stuff", but Riley doesn't listen. After a couple of weeks, he is able to lift double than what he started with at the beginning of the school year. And he starts trying to date girls, but chooses Sav's ex, Anya. Which is generally a bad move, and Sav gets in his face, but then backs down because Riley is all muscly and shit.
While all this is going on, Derek gets Danny to get this asian girl to go on a date with him. Then Danny realizes he likes her and is all jealous now, and then Derek is like, hey, it's cool, go for it. So they kiss, and it's the ugliest interracial couple I've ever seen.
Riley is also running from his past (LITERALLY). Throughout the show, he's texting this guy he used to know from summer camp, and it turns out to have been his first gay experience! So he's running in the woods and this guy is standing there, and is like, oh, hai Riley. And guess what socially awkward Riley does? He straight up runs away in the other direction! And then goes home and does hella push-ups. Oh well, because something really weird happens between the two of them in the woods a little while later. Let me tell you, this gay guy is extremely creepy looking. But it's like, why do they have to be so gay about it? I mean, they hook up in the WOODS for crying out loud, which is pretty typical, next to a public restroom.
So then I guess the drugs kick in, and Riley starts losing his mind. He thinks everyone is talking about him, and that Peter is telling everyone that he's gay. Riley can't handle it anymore and chucks the eraser right at Peter's chest. Peter looks at him like, wtf, and then says, "You have roid rage!" to which Riley responds, "It's my body, I'll do what I want." (real original, by the way.) Peter lists off all the afterschool special side effects of steroids to get the kids watching to stop.
Now it comes to the football game, and Riley is ALL pumped up and pissed off. Sav is freaking out, because Riley took Anya on a picnic, although they decided to just stay friends. Sav gets in Riley's face and said the picnic was gay. And with Riley, the "G" word is not permissible, therefore, Sav gets crazy headbutted and punched in the face until he's a bloody mess.
Riley quits steroids and Peter is like, you really thought steroids would make you straight?
The End.
REVIEW:
This episode was awesome. I love Riley, he's cool.
THe End.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Degrassi: With or Without You
Okay, so this is what's up.
This episode focused more on Anya, Sav, and Sav's little sister, whatever her name is, but we'll call her Backwoods to save us all confusion.
Some weird stuff happened. Apparently they were going on some wilderness trip with the school for a reason I still haven't fully understood. Backwoods has developed a crush on that one tough kid of the bunch, the one who harassed Darcy version Crazy Slut, which was confusing enough in its own right. The part that confused me the most was how intrigued by his character I have suddenly become. He was making fun of all the loser dorks who were collecting moths, much to the delight of Backwoods. She follows him around the woods practically the whole trip, and he is not really giving her the time of day. But you can tell he is sorta down. Eventually they end up playing poker (not of the strip variety thank goodness) when one of the nerds lets a snake loose in his tent for making fun of him.
They run out screaming, and Danny informs them, "Hey, it's just a Gardner snake, completely harmless."
And tough guy is like, "I know, I thought it was a [something oddly specific] rattler."
Meaning tough guy is really a closet nerd! I love it, I love this guy.
While that is going on, Sav is hoping to take his relationship to the next level with Anya. I mean, they HAVE been going out for six months, so the natural course of a high school relationship after six months is have sex, right? And not just have sex, but lose their virginity to each other.
Hahaha, right, that was really irritating for me.
Anyways, on the night of their six month anniversary, Anya crawls into his tent and surprises him with a present. The present is not what you think. She drops the ball that she wants to become a Muslim for him.
WHA WHA WHAAATTT?
I guess she doesn't understand that you don't just become Muslim, you actually kind of have to believe and follow Islam. If only it were so easy. I guess she could fake it till she made it, etc. Then they start making out and she finds condoms and his pocket, and says,
"You thought I would have sex with you?" And he starts stammering excuses and apologies, but then she admits that she is down to do it, right here, right now in this tent on a school field trip.
Just as things start getting steamy, Backwoods and Closet Nerd are causing a scene, so Sav leaves the tent to bitch at his sister for being alone with a boy and being impure and disgraceful.
So Anya is pissed. Once they get back to school, she dumps his Muslim ass for his disgusting double standard.
I thought that was cool, because it's rare people ever address that double standard. But really, I don't understand how guys can expect their girlfriends to be a down bitch, but lose respect for anyone else who is. Like, they care what people think of their little sisters, but don't care if people will think less of their own girlfriend. Showing Sav did not truly love Anya, or else he wouldn't want her to be considered a disgrace, either. And it showed what he REALLY thought of girls who put out, so even though he wanted it from Anya, in the back of his mind, he would have lost mad respect for her if they actually did it.
Apparently it does not apply to those from whom you are getting it from, but only to those who are giving it out to someone else.
Guys are weird and gross.
This episode focused more on Anya, Sav, and Sav's little sister, whatever her name is, but we'll call her Backwoods to save us all confusion.
Some weird stuff happened. Apparently they were going on some wilderness trip with the school for a reason I still haven't fully understood. Backwoods has developed a crush on that one tough kid of the bunch, the one who harassed Darcy version Crazy Slut, which was confusing enough in its own right. The part that confused me the most was how intrigued by his character I have suddenly become. He was making fun of all the loser dorks who were collecting moths, much to the delight of Backwoods. She follows him around the woods practically the whole trip, and he is not really giving her the time of day. But you can tell he is sorta down. Eventually they end up playing poker (not of the strip variety thank goodness) when one of the nerds lets a snake loose in his tent for making fun of him.
They run out screaming, and Danny informs them, "Hey, it's just a Gardner snake, completely harmless."
And tough guy is like, "I know, I thought it was a [something oddly specific] rattler."
Meaning tough guy is really a closet nerd! I love it, I love this guy.
While that is going on, Sav is hoping to take his relationship to the next level with Anya. I mean, they HAVE been going out for six months, so the natural course of a high school relationship after six months is have sex, right? And not just have sex, but lose their virginity to each other.
Hahaha, right, that was really irritating for me.
Anyways, on the night of their six month anniversary, Anya crawls into his tent and surprises him with a present. The present is not what you think. She drops the ball that she wants to become a Muslim for him.
WHA WHA WHAAATTT?
I guess she doesn't understand that you don't just become Muslim, you actually kind of have to believe and follow Islam. If only it were so easy. I guess she could fake it till she made it, etc. Then they start making out and she finds condoms and his pocket, and says,
"You thought I would have sex with you?" And he starts stammering excuses and apologies, but then she admits that she is down to do it, right here, right now in this tent on a school field trip.
Just as things start getting steamy, Backwoods and Closet Nerd are causing a scene, so Sav leaves the tent to bitch at his sister for being alone with a boy and being impure and disgraceful.
So Anya is pissed. Once they get back to school, she dumps his Muslim ass for his disgusting double standard.
I thought that was cool, because it's rare people ever address that double standard. But really, I don't understand how guys can expect their girlfriends to be a down bitch, but lose respect for anyone else who is. Like, they care what people think of their little sisters, but don't care if people will think less of their own girlfriend. Showing Sav did not truly love Anya, or else he wouldn't want her to be considered a disgrace, either. And it showed what he REALLY thought of girls who put out, so even though he wanted it from Anya, in the back of his mind, he would have lost mad respect for her if they actually did it.
Apparently it does not apply to those from whom you are getting it from, but only to those who are giving it out to someone else.
Guys are weird and gross.
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