Quote of the Day

"I can't believe they're still playing commercials after that [really long] commercial!"
Serious insight from Sarah.




Jeff Corwin is either
a) an asshole,
b) smoking pcp, payote, or weed at all times,
c) schizophrenic, or
d) all of the above.



Jeff Corwin definitely thinks he's better than all of the locals he deals with in the third world countries, and he's obviously disgusted by them. Jeff Corwin also talks a lot of smack for a little beetch. Jeff Corwin is petrified of most of the animals he sees. Jeff Corwin runs away a lot and makes the local minorities deal with the reptiles. So that makes me think it's option A.
But then Jeff Corwin is always sweaty and his eyes are bulging out of his head. Jeff Corwin makes strange noises and talks in crazy voices. Jeff Corwin is often paranoid. Jeff Corwin personifies most of the animals or plants and talks to lots of inanimate objects, and just your general displays of trippin. That could be either B or C. But then you listen to the music, and it's the craziest music on the planet, so it makes me think it's B. While it's playing, Jeff Corwin's freaking out at this lizard, "LOOK at him!!!! He's boogadee boogiting BY!!!!" and acting like Charles Manson.
So definitely all of the above.

Thank GOODNESS Steve Irwin is on next!!!!

He owns Jeff Corwin in every way. In this episode, he finds an alligator over her eggs or something so she's in a trance! When Steve has to leave, he says says, "Ooohh, I love you, sweetheart..." and gives her a big kiss!

YES! YES! YES!

Living Single

THIS NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN CANCELED!!!!!

best show on television

Dominick Dunne: Power, Privilege, and JUSTICE

television

Really pissing me off today, guys.
I'm home all alone super bored with no one to talk to, so good thing I can always count on my tv, right?
Nah, actually. Not today. Today, TV is just another mothafucka who ain't got my back. You get excited, too. Like, oooh Law & Order is on! But turns out it's that special victim's unit crap.

Raisin Brahms

this is my favorite psa of recent times.

Sarah Sidel

Going back to CSI, which is really where my mind should be at all times, I don't understand why Sarah became a CSI.
I mean, I know she has this history of sexual abuse or whatever, so maybe she has this fixation on finding justice for rape victims. But either way, she seems easily shaken by events that take place. It's not a bad thing, because at least it shows a little humanity on Sarah's part. However, it doesn't make much sense because she is probably the least likable character on the show.
At first, I really hated Sarah, but then after a while, I grew to love her. The same as you would a hard ass teacher or an in-your-face therapist or a know-it-all roommate, I suppose. However, it would be nice if she would stop crying and dust the body for gunpowder residue, because no one wants to hear it.

And I know I am asexual, so I wish I wouldn't have dreams about ex-boyfriends or old friends, especially ones that are awesome.

Protesting Gender Restrictions

I have not shaved my legs in a couple of weeks. I am not shaving my legs until January. It's part of my hibernation process because the holiday season has sent me into hiding. I wear pants all winter, and I don't have anyone who will see me out of my pants, so the necessity level has dwindled.
When I do finally shave my legs, it will be a lot of fun! I'm hooking up the web cam for the momentous occasion.

Also, I wonder who invented the "walking scene" that you see in TV dramas. You know what I'm talking about. Two to four people are walking down a hallway talking about a case/business proposal/office mystery and the camera is in front of them.
Either way, it's very effective.

Life is kind of a bummer, especially when I have to watch the whole Sarah/Grissom love affair on CSI. I'm glad she's not on the show anymore, she's pretty creepy in every way.
Also, I tend to say things that I don't mean although I really did mean at the time it was said. This being the case, I've had no choice but to come to the conclusion that I have split personalities. Otherwise, how is it possible for me to feel strongly about one feeling, and then feel the complete opposite in the morning? And then feel the same again by nightfall?
Then again, I am a girl, and there is no denying that each member of my gender has a "crazy bitch" side. Maybe all women are schizophrenics, and it's really just that simple. Maybe my hormones must be extracted if I ever want to have normal thought patterns. Because really, if you were to follow my train of thought, you would wonder how I've avoided the straight jacket.
Well, CSI is getting pretty intense right now. I guess I can get back to my confusion later.

new bff

So I actually watched an episode of Paris Hilton's New BFF today, something I never intended or wanted to do.
And I had to write about how I think I know now that I am officially dead inside. Because I actually watched the whole thing...and I didn't even mind it.
But now I am watching Forensic Files, which is probably my favorite show on television
I love it.
"Scott Gilly was a jealous piece of shit," said the cop who arrested him.
Don't worry, he was sentenced to life in prison.