if you are a dumb crazy bitch who can't take a hint, maybe you should get a grip, stop doing drugs, and stop blaming everyone and everything but yourself for being a lazy unmotivated piece of shit. if you dropped the psycho, glenn close bullshit, people might not regret hooking up with you so much and might actually consider you someone worth being with.

ps: getting fucked up and forcing yourself upon someone doesn't make you guys an "item", it makes you desperate, pushy, and pathetic.

officially over it

and anyone who makes me have to question myself. you probably suck.

I also love being blessed with the clarity to see that the people I thought were cool actually aren't that cool, and it's good to know this now.

pussy

boy, do i feel like a dummy.

having a vagina is a curse. end of story amen.

Quote of the Day

"I can't believe they're still playing commercials after that [really long] commercial!"
Serious insight from Sarah.




Jeff Corwin is either
a) an asshole,
b) smoking pcp, payote, or weed at all times,
c) schizophrenic, or
d) all of the above.



Jeff Corwin definitely thinks he's better than all of the locals he deals with in the third world countries, and he's obviously disgusted by them. Jeff Corwin also talks a lot of smack for a little beetch. Jeff Corwin is petrified of most of the animals he sees. Jeff Corwin runs away a lot and makes the local minorities deal with the reptiles. So that makes me think it's option A.
But then Jeff Corwin is always sweaty and his eyes are bulging out of his head. Jeff Corwin makes strange noises and talks in crazy voices. Jeff Corwin is often paranoid. Jeff Corwin personifies most of the animals or plants and talks to lots of inanimate objects, and just your general displays of trippin. That could be either B or C. But then you listen to the music, and it's the craziest music on the planet, so it makes me think it's B. While it's playing, Jeff Corwin's freaking out at this lizard, "LOOK at him!!!! He's boogadee boogiting BY!!!!" and acting like Charles Manson.
So definitely all of the above.

Thank GOODNESS Steve Irwin is on next!!!!

He owns Jeff Corwin in every way. In this episode, he finds an alligator over her eggs or something so she's in a trance! When Steve has to leave, he says says, "Ooohh, I love you, sweetheart..." and gives her a big kiss!

YES! YES! YES!

Hulk Hogan

is not as unappreciated as I once believed.

an assortment of good things

1) I need new guitar strings. I'm starting to get depressed about it.
2) Who wants to go to Miami in March? We will be seeing
-Death Cab
-Lucero
-Cold War Kids
-Snoop Dogg
but more importantly, Broken Social Scene. Which is really the only reason I want to go, but you know, I would go anywhere in this state for them if I was able.
3) Also, be on the look out for a music myspace coming from me and my associates. We're really punk.
4) Tough night last night for these people:







and one of my regular Circle K customers


5) I think I love every instrument ever created ever I am in love.
6) I love everybody. You're all beautiful.

A Gift to You

A lot of people got arrested yesterday. I think there is a lot of pressure with new year/new you/new WORLD thing going on lately. Here are some of my favorites.

DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE:


This guy violated probation, but the only thing interesting to me is that we were born on the exact same date.

8.10.88 FOR LYF NIGGA

OLD ASS PLAYA


CREEPY ASS PLAYA


DRUG ADDICTS





OUT OF HER ELEMENT


BLACK PEOPLE


violation of probation, happy little lady


suspended.revoked license

and the clincher!!!

ARMED ROBBERY.

that was satisfying

MENTHOL CIGARETTES

Today, I woke up about one something in the afternoon. I had no more cigarettes, so I grabbed one of my sister's Marlboro Menthol Lights.
WOW. What a mistake. I just had to post this blog about it, it was such a life changing experience for me. I feel like I actually lost brain cells from partaking in such an act.
Personally, I'm not a fan of the taste left in my mouth after leaving a Chinese run dentist office, therefore I can't find any enjoyment in a Marlboro menthol cigarette. And if you happen to be a person who smokes these, I'm going to have to jump to the conclusion that you are either a fob or a pussy. If you can't smoke a real cigarette, maybe you don't have the proper mindset to be smoking at all.
HEY HEY HEY I JUST WASTED YOUR TIME.

Black Friday

Today is black Friday, which apparently means that someone had to die. Two Wal-Mart employees were killed when they opened the doors to their store because the crowd trampled them to death. It really disgusts me, and I find myself very angry at the whole situation. I can't imagine how people can let that happen, and how the mob mentality still turns human beings into animals. If it were for a political cause, maybe things would be different, but it's all over a television or some Hannah Montana pajamas. It's really very sickening. I don't understand it at all. I feel like there's a lot I have to say about it, but I don't know how to put it. It's just something that should not happen, and those idiots should be ashamed of themselves. I hope they got their sale price. They can tell that to the families of the employees when justifying their cruelty, or irresponsibility. I guess people think that because they are in a crowd that reason does not apply to them as individuals, or that the next person will help this guy bleeding on the floor get up off his back. People really need to look up the term "personal accountability". Just because you didn't step on him doesn't mean you are any less guilty in my humble opinion.
Also, I never watched that Nostradamus show because I got caught up in one of my crime shows (Snapped on Oxygen). I'm such a sucker for those shows, they keep me from doing things I know I should. Therefore, I could not formulate an opinion of the program, which I really wanted to share.
And one more thing
Yellow by Coldplay is one of those things that start to make me cry.
Lately, it has been a lot. I've been very touchy lately.