if you are a dumb crazy bitch who can't take a hint, maybe you should get a grip, stop doing drugs, and stop blaming everyone and everything but yourself for being a lazy unmotivated piece of shit. if you dropped the psycho, glenn close bullshit, people might not regret hooking up with you so much and might actually consider you someone worth being with.

ps: getting fucked up and forcing yourself upon someone doesn't make you guys an "item", it makes you desperate, pushy, and pathetic.

officially over it

and anyone who makes me have to question myself. you probably suck.

I also love being blessed with the clarity to see that the people I thought were cool actually aren't that cool, and it's good to know this now.

did you miss me?

If so, you should definitely consider buying me this book.

Mexican Rat Porn

thanks

No one has been leaving me any comments.
Thanks a lot guys.

In other news, I feel strange because I haven't posted a blog entry about my favorite fictional character ever created.



That's some Sgt. Doakes for you.

Anyways, this is what has been on my mind lately. Episodes of Dexter. That's about all I'm willing disclose on the subject, but just so everyone knows.


By the way, I was exploring Tru TV'S Crime Library, and there's some really messed up stuff on there. Such as this:


An eleven year old from Sarasota was abducted, and it was caught on tape.
I don't know. This kind of shit is just really uncool.

I'm a perv

but I'm so down with the little boy version of people that you only see in family albums.
Damn it's getting late I've wasted too much time on this thing.

"I need to go to the projects more often".

That's a direct quote from Nigel Barker, and I'm pretty sure he is the hottest guy on the history of the planet.



That's right, ladies, he also has an English accent.



This shit, however, is unacceptable:


Those people have got to GO.

If I were taller, I would try out for America's Next Top Model only in hopes of getting somewhat close to him. I have no desire to be a model, but I have every interest in modeling for Nigel Barker. He can take my picture any day.

a big problem

I only had one thing on my mind today, and it wasn't roasted macadamia chicken breast.
And I'm not sure how to interpret that feeling of missing, or wanting. I just feel so much better knowing that I am home now because that makes me closer. But if I don't get to tonight, I won't get to tomorrow, and for once, that actually bothers me.
This all proves that my indecisiveness has gone past a normal point and has reached a level of insanity. I am left with no other conclusion than that I am schizophrenic or just terribly confused beyond most reconciliation available to me.
And parts of me are glad that I feel this way, but the reason it is a big problem is because I'm afraid I won't feel this way anymore in short period of time.
So I think it's best that I keep my mouth shut, but we all have learned by now how terrible I am at that.

Things Harlan Says...

...while extremely intoxicated

"Straddle my head!"

"Jesus isn't gonna save you! Obviously!" (starts crying)

2 men guilty of injecting 14 with HIV

msnbc.com

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - A Dutch court convicted two men Wednesday for attempting to infect 14 victims with HIV in a bizarre sex case.

The Groningen District Court found the two guilty of severe assault for injecting semiconscious men with HIV-infected blood at sex parties between January 2006 and May 2007.

Prosecutors had argued that the two men, along with a third who was acquitted of major charges, had drugged the 14 victims and intentionally infected them.

But in Wednesday's ruling, judges said while the victims all had HIV, it could not be proven that they were infected by the injections because they willingly took part in orgies where gay men had unprotected sex.

The suspects were not charged with attempted murder since Dutch courts have held that HIV is a chronic illness rather than an inevitably fatal one.


Okay, wait, WHAAATT???
First of all, I have to hand it to those judges for not charging those guys with attempted murder, even though I think it's pretty much been proven that HIV kills you eventually. Way to go. Second of all, I have to hand it to those guys for being so crazy. I mean, that's just really crazy. But I think anyone who participates in massive sex parties, especially of the European nature, have to be pretty unstable to begin with. They were probably all just one step away from injecting themselves with a fatal illness anyway. And who knows? Maybe they did all have AIDS. Orgies will do that do you.
I mean, wow. Our country is so behind the times. Why don't we have cases like this?

You're probably wondering, "Why did you post this, Anna? Come on!"
And I'm telling you, I am interested in the perversion of society. And I have a thing for the Dutch. Hansel and Gretel, man. They're Dutch.