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I love when people resort to hanging out with people they hate.

The Hogue Brothers

Harlan and Waylon Hogue seriously need to get SLAPPED! I'm offering a fine price for anyone who wants to do it for me. I'd do it myself, but they'd probably be able to kill me, and I'd disappear forever. Which would be worse for me than for you, but I'm just saying.

Blog of Note

Check out this fresh new blog hot off the press courtesy of Harlan Hogue.
hot blog
Do your worst, Hargoyle.
Also, new question of the week to the right.

Langerado

has been cancelled.
No trip to Miami in March. No Broken Social Scene until who knows when. I thought I wouldn't have to go a whole year without seeing them, but it looks like it could be longer than that. Because I know them. They come to California every chance they get but don't really hit up Florida too often, just like every other band I love. But, I mean, I guess I can't expect them to tour the country all year round like slaves so they'd come to Florida every few months.
But now this is becoming a little more general. Most of the bands I like seem to leave the Tampa Bay Area out of their tour. Only really shitty bands, like A Skylit Drive and Chiodos, Metro Station and Less Than Jake, Senses Fail and Bright Eyes.
Cat Power, however, tends to just chill in New York and LA, but will get as close as Athens, Georgia or somewhere in North Carolina. That's lame. Have The Decemberists even gone anywhere since they cancelled their tour last year when someone got hella sick? Maybe Colin Meloy has but I don't even know. Brand New has been MIA since 2007 as well. Everyone else chills in LA, San Francisco, San Diego, Mountain View, and Santa Cruz. I don't know, I wish I had better luck with shows. Wish I had better luck in life. You know. Just another reason I miss California!
Anyways, all my posts turn into something they didn't start out to be. This one, for example, started out as me giving you information and turned into me rambling and getting nostalgic. So that's enough of this. Some weird version of Alice in Wonderland is on TV, and I think that's where I'm headed.
Also, I think I'm going to add Harlan as an author on my blog but I'm not sure. What does everybody think? I'm afraid he will try to sabotage the blog. Let's take a vote.

Happy Saturday

Hey guys what's happening. Today's Saturday, and why is it so happy?
1) Children. Children are the light of the world, and two of these lamps are going to be staying at my house for a week. My niece, Lexi, and my nephew, Ben, should be arriving quite soon. I'm hope to post some blogs about their insights on movies and legos.
2) Groceries. I love new groceries.
3) Freckles. In my opinion, freckles are an extremely underrated physical feature that I never realized how much I enjoyed until recently. SO CUTE.
4) Billy Elliott. Greatest accents of all time.
5) My dog. Jonah is going to become a rising celebrity. Everyone in this small blogging community will recognize his face and know his name.
6) Harlan. Leaving some dicky comments cause he's jealous that he's not in the Owl Plushie Gazette. This is to tell Harlan to get out of denial. The fact is that he does NOT think my blog sucks, obviously, because he reads it multiple times a day. ANYONE ELSE THINK MY BLOG SUCKS?
7) Intimacy. What's the deal? I'm not sure. All I know is that being close to anybody is pretty intense, and I don't know how low to get down.

that's it. more tonight, hopefully i'll be toting a child with me.

Things Harlan Says...

...while extremely intoxicated

"Straddle my head!"

"Jesus isn't gonna save you! Obviously!" (starts crying)

Things Harlan Says...

while walking through a crowded hallway: "BEEP BEEP! HOT STUFF COMING THROUGH!"

while taking a whiz: (singing) "I THINK WE'RE ALONE NOW. THERE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ANYONE AH ROW HOUND."



this is going to be a recurring segment, so look forward to more THINGS HARLAN SAYS...