Hernando County Arrests !!!!! March 9th !!!!!

I haven't done this lately so I'm excited!


Elizabeth C. Branson! Up to your old tricks, I see...grand theft and another scheme to obtain property!


lol


Now, he's in there for domestic battery. I know he looks scrawny, but he also looks crazy. I wouldn't want to piss him off EVER.


And this woman, already in jail, was caught trafficking drugs, and, obviously, being in possession of contraband. I hope she isn't somebody's mother!

Oh, and be on the look-out. This guy was arrested for a sex offender violation around Spring Hill Drive:


Wow. Maybe try NOT to look like a perv.

an assortment of good things

1) I need new guitar strings. I'm starting to get depressed about it.
2) Who wants to go to Miami in March? We will be seeing
-Death Cab
-Lucero
-Cold War Kids
-Snoop Dogg
but more importantly, Broken Social Scene. Which is really the only reason I want to go, but you know, I would go anywhere in this state for them if I was able.
3) Also, be on the look out for a music myspace coming from me and my associates. We're really punk.
4) Tough night last night for these people:







and one of my regular Circle K customers


5) I think I love every instrument ever created ever I am in love.
6) I love everybody. You're all beautiful.

A Gift to You

A lot of people got arrested yesterday. I think there is a lot of pressure with new year/new you/new WORLD thing going on lately. Here are some of my favorites.

DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE:


This guy violated probation, but the only thing interesting to me is that we were born on the exact same date.

8.10.88 FOR LYF NIGGA

OLD ASS PLAYA


CREEPY ASS PLAYA


DRUG ADDICTS





OUT OF HER ELEMENT


BLACK PEOPLE


violation of probation, happy little lady


suspended.revoked license

and the clincher!!!

ARMED ROBBERY.

that was satisfying

this bitch sells drugs

driving under the influence

NO, REALLY???!!!!

more arrests

Life is rough...

...for rednecks




...for tweakers





...for nerds



...but mostly for black people





that includes half black people, too




Stay tuned...

Hernando County Arrests 11/30

Some of my favorites:

First up is Mr. Keith Ritchie

Mr. Ritchie has quite the wrap sheet. Yesterday at 12:40 pm, he found himself incarcerated for:
possession of crack/cocaine (WHICH IS IT, CRACK OR COCAINE?, two counts of possession of stolen property, eluding a police officer, and driving with a suspended/revoked license.

Next is the beautiful Sanchel Stidham, who had a very rough night until 3:38 am when the cops saved her.

Unfortunately, she was already to up from the flo up. She was arrested for domestic battery, if you couldn't have guessed.

This poor pervert violated probation:

He is an identity thief, one of the fastest growing crimes in our country. SO GOOD JOB SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.

So did this sweetheart

Don't let his pleasant demeanor fool you. Mr. Michael Borders has quite the wrap sheet, which includes arson, grand theft auto, a few counts of domestic battery and, my personal favorite, robbery sudden snatching.

Last, we have the soft spoken Vincent Teri

who was found shooting/throwing missiles in a "dwelling".

Stayed tuned...