Well, I found this interesting beat poetry left in a comment on Lindsay Lohan's Myspace blog by a guy named Alfred. It reads:
man, what a day, waht a wk, wat a month. gota slow down. gowing to fast for god only knows wat. load the dishwasher twice a wk. eat, cook, crap, etc. wat for. garbage ('programmed' news inclusive) on tube. ca'nt aford a radio for to listen to covered choco peanuts. rats is funny. fuck, its almost summer and already scum tween nuts..she can have her aloha, me works to pay doctor etc then save money to go bang one in thais (oops). what a waste of space....think i'll go dick his murkiness et al. and then go to service on sunday for to have a funny guy tell me the hole worlds cool, don't worry be happy, we's all gonna die anyway, and if it feels good, fucking do it! what a life. methinks somethins missing (or should i say, somethin there that shouldn't be!!!!!!!(.(.(...
I think this excerpt speaks for itself.
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Friday, February 13, 2009
Life with Noah
So I found my new favorite thing to do online, and it's to read all the comments people leave on Lindsay Lohan's blog. Her blog in general is funny enough, but the comments are just off the hook.
Now, you have the people who love her, and then the people who talk shit. And then you have people who talk shit to the people that love her and vice versa.
In one blog, Lindsay is listening to Foreigner, and says, "head games- that's what the tabloids and pap's play with everyone .... don't they? everyone plays games, but it gets to the point sometimes when you just want to know why.."
lol well this kid, Noah, who makes the worst beats of all time, starts talking shit and people are getting pissed. So to sum up his rebuttal, he busts out a nursery rhyme themed rap. He typed it in all caps and broken English, so I spruced it up a little bit.
"black sheep black sheep have you any wool?
YESSS SIRR YESS SIRRR,
three bags, FOOL!
ONE FOR THIS TWIT SAYIN' IM STUPID SINCE I USE CAPS
one for this imbecile riding my cock like a fag
yo, they fucked, so i pay them no mind
i just put this cheap mothafuckin wool over their lazy faded eyes
the third is for lindsay lohan, free of charge
put that over her face while her wacko stalker crew of lesbos and fags wishes they could slam her from behind really hard."
I think he kinda lost it in that last stanza or two, but yeah, other than that, it's pretty good.
Noah is my new favorite person. Expect another blog entry following this one with more quotes from him.
Now, you have the people who love her, and then the people who talk shit. And then you have people who talk shit to the people that love her and vice versa.
In one blog, Lindsay is listening to Foreigner, and says, "head games- that's what the tabloids and pap's play with everyone .... don't they? everyone plays games, but it gets to the point sometimes when you just want to know why.."
lol well this kid, Noah, who makes the worst beats of all time, starts talking shit and people are getting pissed. So to sum up his rebuttal, he busts out a nursery rhyme themed rap. He typed it in all caps and broken English, so I spruced it up a little bit.
"black sheep black sheep have you any wool?
YESSS SIRR YESS SIRRR,
three bags, FOOL!
ONE FOR THIS TWIT SAYIN' IM STUPID SINCE I USE CAPS
one for this imbecile riding my cock like a fag
yo, they fucked, so i pay them no mind
i just put this cheap mothafuckin wool over their lazy faded eyes
the third is for lindsay lohan, free of charge
put that over her face while her wacko stalker crew of lesbos and fags wishes they could slam her from behind really hard."
I think he kinda lost it in that last stanza or two, but yeah, other than that, it's pretty good.
Noah is my new favorite person. Expect another blog entry following this one with more quotes from him.
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