Showing posts with label noah. Show all posts
Showing posts with label noah. Show all posts

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Life with Noah

You thought I was done, but I definitely wasn't. I can't explain why I find this so interesting. I think it just baffles me to understand that people like Noah are actually out there, carrying on their lives without me.

This guy:

a fifteen year old named Jordan, starts calling Noah pathetic and tell him to leave LiLo alone etc. This sets Noah off on a philosophical rampage.
"People lke you are all fooled by Obama," he starts, "all prim and proper, nice and cute attitude, just like how a girl is supposed to act. Trust me man, that ain't real life!"
He continues, "Real life people don't supposed to get offended when someone calls them a name, or a joke, or a poke, or whatever." He signs heavily. "Nah, real life people are supposed to tell each other to fuck off and die! And they both give each other a hug because they trust each other SO MUCH they know that it's just a sign of affection!" He begins to grow angry again. "But people like YOU," he seethes. "You see a word like slut, ho, or something, and you get all irrational, saying I should act all nice and polite like Obama, that THAT is the example I should take, that I shouldn't slang and all my messages should be typed super perfect, too. Because I should question elite, preppy, ivy league mentality, I should want to BE one of those snobbish boys and act astute and calm and all that, and always go with the status quo." Finally, Noah is through with explaining. He tried to clarify a few things, but he was having trouble remaining calm. "GO FUCK YOSELF YOU BRAINWASHED MAGGOT FOR BRAIN SCUMBAGS TOO LAZY TO PICK UP A BOOK ON POLITICAL SCIENCE EVEN ONCE IN YO LIFE YET FEEL IT APPROPRIATE TO GIVE ME ADVICE! FUCK YOU AND YOUR STATUS QUO! I AM NOTHING LIKE YOU AND YOUR ESTABLISHMENT! I AM RAW, AND I WILL EAT YOUR EAR! YOU DON'T KNOW ME AND YOU NEVER WILL!!!!"

lol that's Noah.

Remember that Black Sheep rhyme? Someone responded, "Listening to your poetry explains why your music blows!" Music you can find here!

Friday, February 13, 2009

Life with Noah

So I found my new favorite thing to do online, and it's to read all the comments people leave on Lindsay Lohan's blog. Her blog in general is funny enough, but the comments are just off the hook.
Now, you have the people who love her, and then the people who talk shit. And then you have people who talk shit to the people that love her and vice versa.
In one blog, Lindsay is listening to Foreigner, and says, "head games- that's what the tabloids and pap's play with everyone .... don't they? everyone plays games, but it gets to the point sometimes when you just want to know why.."
lol well this kid, Noah, who makes the worst beats of all time, starts talking shit and people are getting pissed. So to sum up his rebuttal, he busts out a nursery rhyme themed rap. He typed it in all caps and broken English, so I spruced it up a little bit.

"black sheep black sheep have you any wool?
YESSS SIRR YESS SIRRR,
three bags, FOOL!
ONE FOR THIS TWIT SAYIN' IM STUPID SINCE I USE CAPS
one for this imbecile riding my cock like a fag
yo, they fucked, so i pay them no mind
i just put this cheap mothafuckin wool over their lazy faded eyes
the third is for lindsay lohan, free of charge
put that over her face while her wacko stalker crew of lesbos and fags wishes they could slam her from behind really hard."
I think he kinda lost it in that last stanza or two, but yeah, other than that, it's pretty good.
Noah is my new favorite person. Expect another blog entry following this one with more quotes from him.

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