I hate waking up when it's raining.

I love waking up and looking like I got shit beat out of me because then everyone feels sorry for me and wants to be my friend.

Peanut Butter Chocolate Flava

Obama to rescind Bush abortion rule

President Barack Obama wants to rescind a Bush administration rule that strengthened job protections for doctors and nurses who refuse for moral reasons to perform abortions.



Who wants to give me a ride to Washington D.C. so I can protest? Isn't that violating some sort of personal right, or innate liberty, or free practice, or SOMEthing?


I think that, as far as the future goes, anyone with an old-fashioned view point will be CRUSHED BENEATH GREAT FISTS!!!!!1111

Life with Noah

You thought I was done, but I definitely wasn't. I can't explain why I find this so interesting. I think it just baffles me to understand that people like Noah are actually out there, carrying on their lives without me.

This guy:

a fifteen year old named Jordan, starts calling Noah pathetic and tell him to leave LiLo alone etc. This sets Noah off on a philosophical rampage.
"People lke you are all fooled by Obama," he starts, "all prim and proper, nice and cute attitude, just like how a girl is supposed to act. Trust me man, that ain't real life!"
He continues, "Real life people don't supposed to get offended when someone calls them a name, or a joke, or a poke, or whatever." He signs heavily. "Nah, real life people are supposed to tell each other to fuck off and die! And they both give each other a hug because they trust each other SO MUCH they know that it's just a sign of affection!" He begins to grow angry again. "But people like YOU," he seethes. "You see a word like slut, ho, or something, and you get all irrational, saying I should act all nice and polite like Obama, that THAT is the example I should take, that I shouldn't slang and all my messages should be typed super perfect, too. Because I should question elite, preppy, ivy league mentality, I should want to BE one of those snobbish boys and act astute and calm and all that, and always go with the status quo." Finally, Noah is through with explaining. He tried to clarify a few things, but he was having trouble remaining calm. "GO FUCK YOSELF YOU BRAINWASHED MAGGOT FOR BRAIN SCUMBAGS TOO LAZY TO PICK UP A BOOK ON POLITICAL SCIENCE EVEN ONCE IN YO LIFE YET FEEL IT APPROPRIATE TO GIVE ME ADVICE! FUCK YOU AND YOUR STATUS QUO! I AM NOTHING LIKE YOU AND YOUR ESTABLISHMENT! I AM RAW, AND I WILL EAT YOUR EAR! YOU DON'T KNOW ME AND YOU NEVER WILL!!!!"

lol that's Noah.

Remember that Black Sheep rhyme? Someone responded, "Listening to your poetry explains why your music blows!" Music you can find here!

A Few Issues

1) I think movies are strange because they take parts of life and portray them in a way that would never actually happen. It's frustrating sometimes, but in a way, it's good, because I don't think people really watch movies to get some reality. I'm mostly interested in movies that are way different than what my life is like, or something takes place that would never happen in my life. Randomly, a movie like my life will come out, and it will be something terrible like Taxi Driver, or Raging Bull, or Ronin, or, really, any Roberto Di Nero movie, and it's always a very profound experience for me.
One movie that really frustrates me, although it's probably one of my favorite movies, is Life is Beautiful. Because, really, I find it hard to believe that this guy was able to sneak his child into the barracks of his concentration camp, who just chills with him throughout the entire movie. That is a detail that is hard to overlook at times. I don't know, maybe the Italian Jews had it a little more lax in than the other Jews of the world in their Italian concentration camps, you know how they are.
2) There sure are a lot of power outlets in my room. Sometimes I worry about electromagnetic waves. I don't like the idea that these waves can give me a feeling of paranoia and fear, and the sensation that I'm being watched. It's going to make me think the house is haunted.
3) I'm running out of things to wear, and it's frustrating me!!!!
4) I can't find my remote control anywhere, I have no clue where it could be. This makes life a lot more difficult and inconvenient for me, because I hate getting out of bed to change the channel or turn it off. I guess I'm a little spoiled when it comes to the latest technology, such as jacuzzis and bobble heads and remote controls!
5) wonder more want more than we did before the shit is running and it runs deep i'm way out when you mean it on the inside you still can't get to me fits around me so tight fits around me so tight fits around me SO TIGHT fits around me SO TIGHT fits around me fits around me fits around me fits around me fits around fits around me fits around me fits around me