I like the world with changing, and you always staying with me.
Broken English makes everything a bit more precious.
Thanks, Hui.
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
Degrassi: Bad Medicine. Synopsis and Review
"bad medicine"
Alright, another episode with Riley, my new favorite character. As you may not know, he is secretly gay. However, he really WANTS to be straight. He doesn't like the fact that he likes guys. So, he takes steroid pills, in hopes of becoming more manly.
I'm sure you can guess that crazy shit that happens next.
Peter warns Riley about how they "give you boobs and make you all paranoid and stuff", but Riley doesn't listen. After a couple of weeks, he is able to lift double than what he started with at the beginning of the school year. And he starts trying to date girls, but chooses Sav's ex, Anya. Which is generally a bad move, and Sav gets in his face, but then backs down because Riley is all muscly and shit.
While all this is going on, Derek gets Danny to get this asian girl to go on a date with him. Then Danny realizes he likes her and is all jealous now, and then Derek is like, hey, it's cool, go for it. So they kiss, and it's the ugliest interracial couple I've ever seen.
Riley is also running from his past (LITERALLY). Throughout the show, he's texting this guy he used to know from summer camp, and it turns out to have been his first gay experience! So he's running in the woods and this guy is standing there, and is like, oh, hai Riley. And guess what socially awkward Riley does? He straight up runs away in the other direction! And then goes home and does hella push-ups. Oh well, because something really weird happens between the two of them in the woods a little while later. Let me tell you, this gay guy is extremely creepy looking. But it's like, why do they have to be so gay about it? I mean, they hook up in the WOODS for crying out loud, which is pretty typical, next to a public restroom.
So then I guess the drugs kick in, and Riley starts losing his mind. He thinks everyone is talking about him, and that Peter is telling everyone that he's gay. Riley can't handle it anymore and chucks the eraser right at Peter's chest. Peter looks at him like, wtf, and then says, "You have roid rage!" to which Riley responds, "It's my body, I'll do what I want." (real original, by the way.) Peter lists off all the afterschool special side effects of steroids to get the kids watching to stop.
Now it comes to the football game, and Riley is ALL pumped up and pissed off. Sav is freaking out, because Riley took Anya on a picnic, although they decided to just stay friends. Sav gets in Riley's face and said the picnic was gay. And with Riley, the "G" word is not permissible, therefore, Sav gets crazy headbutted and punched in the face until he's a bloody mess.
Riley quits steroids and Peter is like, you really thought steroids would make you straight?
The End.
REVIEW:
This episode was awesome. I love Riley, he's cool.
THe End.
Alright, another episode with Riley, my new favorite character. As you may not know, he is secretly gay. However, he really WANTS to be straight. He doesn't like the fact that he likes guys. So, he takes steroid pills, in hopes of becoming more manly.
I'm sure you can guess that crazy shit that happens next.
Peter warns Riley about how they "give you boobs and make you all paranoid and stuff", but Riley doesn't listen. After a couple of weeks, he is able to lift double than what he started with at the beginning of the school year. And he starts trying to date girls, but chooses Sav's ex, Anya. Which is generally a bad move, and Sav gets in his face, but then backs down because Riley is all muscly and shit.
While all this is going on, Derek gets Danny to get this asian girl to go on a date with him. Then Danny realizes he likes her and is all jealous now, and then Derek is like, hey, it's cool, go for it. So they kiss, and it's the ugliest interracial couple I've ever seen.
Riley is also running from his past (LITERALLY). Throughout the show, he's texting this guy he used to know from summer camp, and it turns out to have been his first gay experience! So he's running in the woods and this guy is standing there, and is like, oh, hai Riley. And guess what socially awkward Riley does? He straight up runs away in the other direction! And then goes home and does hella push-ups. Oh well, because something really weird happens between the two of them in the woods a little while later. Let me tell you, this gay guy is extremely creepy looking. But it's like, why do they have to be so gay about it? I mean, they hook up in the WOODS for crying out loud, which is pretty typical, next to a public restroom.
So then I guess the drugs kick in, and Riley starts losing his mind. He thinks everyone is talking about him, and that Peter is telling everyone that he's gay. Riley can't handle it anymore and chucks the eraser right at Peter's chest. Peter looks at him like, wtf, and then says, "You have roid rage!" to which Riley responds, "It's my body, I'll do what I want." (real original, by the way.) Peter lists off all the afterschool special side effects of steroids to get the kids watching to stop.
Now it comes to the football game, and Riley is ALL pumped up and pissed off. Sav is freaking out, because Riley took Anya on a picnic, although they decided to just stay friends. Sav gets in Riley's face and said the picnic was gay. And with Riley, the "G" word is not permissible, therefore, Sav gets crazy headbutted and punched in the face until he's a bloody mess.
Riley quits steroids and Peter is like, you really thought steroids would make you straight?
The End.
REVIEW:
This episode was awesome. I love Riley, he's cool.
THe End.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
anna's question of the day
New qotd to the right. Degrassi themed, you should enjoy that.
Still have yet to make videos. The editor is sleeping.
I feel like being one with nature today. Anyone wanna go on a hike?
Still have yet to make videos. The editor is sleeping.
I feel like being one with nature today. Anyone wanna go on a hike?
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
hey guys
what's happening...
I'm posting this blog from the foreign location of Jesse's house via John's computer...
Here are the couple of things I have to say:
1) John has freckles
2) Jesse also has freckles
3) Tan people, such as my sister, do not have freckles.
Coming up:
A new episode of Literary Thought of the Day, because the Hunchback of Notre DAme is getting really good.
Also, expect another video of me and my sister, because we have some hot button issues to discuss, such as premarital sex and Barack Obama
I'm posting this blog from the foreign location of Jesse's house via John's computer...
Here are the couple of things I have to say:
1) John has freckles
2) Jesse also has freckles
3) Tan people, such as my sister, do not have freckles.
Coming up:
A new episode of Literary Thought of the Day, because the Hunchback of Notre DAme is getting really good.
Also, expect another video of me and my sister, because we have some hot button issues to discuss, such as premarital sex and Barack Obama
Monday, February 23, 2009
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Guy Time
Definitely double or triple how long they say it's going to take for them to get somewhere. It's just testicular mathematics, this shit is fact.
nothing to see here
there's two miles left
i'm sweating down another dress size maybe two
i'm getting real getting cold getting small
tomorrow came so fast
i thought it was today
my mind is exhausting
the things i shouldn't say.
i want you here.
i'd say right now but i'm trying to be an adult
i'll wait it out i'm getting cool getting wise.
tomorrow came so slow
i thought that it had passed
my mind is exhausting
because it moves so fast
and since you still want me
i just have to say
i'm only staring to
watch the ice melt away.
i walk for hours and my breath gets heavy claustrophobic in my chest and it swells in my lungs like the weight of my tongue when i've been smoking cigarettes.
i know your hands
they keep me hot keep me moving the blood flows
i'm getting tired getting warm getting full.
tomorrow exists if
i can get this right
my mind is exhausting
i didn't sleep last night.
i've walked ten miles to be in this bed and to see my sweat fall on your chest and it rolls down your ribs and leaves trails for my lips until my mind refuses to rest.
now i cannot leave
if there's something to leave here
i don't want to leave
if there's something i'd leave here
i'm sweating down another dress size maybe two
i'm getting real getting cold getting small
tomorrow came so fast
i thought it was today
my mind is exhausting
the things i shouldn't say.
i want you here.
i'd say right now but i'm trying to be an adult
i'll wait it out i'm getting cool getting wise.
tomorrow came so slow
i thought that it had passed
my mind is exhausting
because it moves so fast
and since you still want me
i just have to say
i'm only staring to
watch the ice melt away.
i walk for hours and my breath gets heavy claustrophobic in my chest and it swells in my lungs like the weight of my tongue when i've been smoking cigarettes.
i know your hands
they keep me hot keep me moving the blood flows
i'm getting tired getting warm getting full.
tomorrow exists if
i can get this right
my mind is exhausting
i didn't sleep last night.
i've walked ten miles to be in this bed and to see my sweat fall on your chest and it rolls down your ribs and leaves trails for my lips until my mind refuses to rest.
now i cannot leave
if there's something to leave here
i don't want to leave
if there's something i'd leave here
Friday, February 20, 2009
Ron Weasley
I haven't been thinking much about Harry Potter lately, what, with all of my affairs I'm keeping in order. But I realized that it's getting pretty close to July 2009, which is when The HBP comes out. And now I'm getting all excited.
Anyways, I thought I would tide myself over with a bit of a Ron feast:
sighh
isnt that better?
Anyways, I thought I would tide myself over with a bit of a Ron feast:
sighh
isnt that better?
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
BY THE WAY IF ANYONE NEEDS A COMMERICAL/AD WRITER, PLEASE HIRE ME INSTEAD OF THESE IDIOTS YOU'VE BEEN PICKING LATELY.
I can't stand the music, I really can't. And I think if I see another chemistry.com or Wal-Mart, or foreclosure or Glade candle commercial, I'm going to throw uppppp.
What happened to those Captain Morgan, or the Jack Link commercials. I even miss those Comcast ones, because the Brighthouse commercials SUCK.
Alright....
I can't stand the music, I really can't. And I think if I see another chemistry.com or Wal-Mart, or foreclosure or Glade candle commercial, I'm going to throw uppppp.
What happened to those Captain Morgan, or the Jack Link commercials. I even miss those Comcast ones, because the Brighthouse commercials SUCK.
Alright....
hey everybody
I found my remote control AND my key!!!!!!!
Good things happen when you apply yourself.
In other news:
check out my cousins:
Also, vote on my poll, people, I actually tried to ask you guys a serious question.
And lastly, I haven't smoked a cigarette since Valentine's Day, so hurray for me. Next to quit is weed because I gotta pass a drug test eventually, but we all know how long that usually lasts (3-6 days generally).
Well, wish me luck anyways.
Good things happen when you apply yourself.
In other news:
check out my cousins:
Also, vote on my poll, people, I actually tried to ask you guys a serious question.
And lastly, I haven't smoked a cigarette since Valentine's Day, so hurray for me. Next to quit is weed because I gotta pass a drug test eventually, but we all know how long that usually lasts (3-6 days generally).
Well, wish me luck anyways.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
hey guys
i liked it better when i didn't have feelings SO much easier. that way, when i yell at my dog, i wouldn't feel so bad afterward and give him a big kiss!
Monday, February 16, 2009
Missing People
hilarious.
I'm getting hella sick of wasting time, but why can't I stop?
Why haven't I been to the ocean in months?
And most importantly, what do you do when you see your friend Paul on a TV show with a face on a fire and a killer mustache?
these age old questions...
I'm getting hella sick of wasting time, but why can't I stop?
Why haven't I been to the ocean in months?
And most importantly, what do you do when you see your friend Paul on a TV show with a face on a fire and a killer mustache?
these age old questions...
Why does it seem that in a lot of relationships, someone is settling for less?
Like, I notice a lot that really cool guys will be with extremely dumb bitches, and really chill girls will be with asshole guys.
WAT'S THE DEAL???/
i don't know i guess it makes me feel pretty lucky to not have to settle. but still it's a little heartbreaking to observe.
Like, I notice a lot that really cool guys will be with extremely dumb bitches, and really chill girls will be with asshole guys.
WAT'S THE DEAL???/
i don't know i guess it makes me feel pretty lucky to not have to settle. but still it's a little heartbreaking to observe.
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Life with Noah
You thought I was done, but I definitely wasn't. I can't explain why I find this so interesting. I think it just baffles me to understand that people like Noah are actually out there, carrying on their lives without me.
This guy:
a fifteen year old named Jordan, starts calling Noah pathetic and tell him to leave LiLo alone etc. This sets Noah off on a philosophical rampage.
"People lke you are all fooled by Obama," he starts, "all prim and proper, nice and cute attitude, just like how a girl is supposed to act. Trust me man, that ain't real life!"
He continues, "Real life people don't supposed to get offended when someone calls them a name, or a joke, or a poke, or whatever." He signs heavily. "Nah, real life people are supposed to tell each other to fuck off and die! And they both give each other a hug because they trust each other SO MUCH they know that it's just a sign of affection!" He begins to grow angry again. "But people like YOU," he seethes. "You see a word like slut, ho, or something, and you get all irrational, saying I should act all nice and polite like Obama, that THAT is the example I should take, that I shouldn't slang and all my messages should be typed super perfect, too. Because I should question elite, preppy, ivy league mentality, I should want to BE one of those snobbish boys and act astute and calm and all that, and always go with the status quo." Finally, Noah is through with explaining. He tried to clarify a few things, but he was having trouble remaining calm. "GO FUCK YOSELF YOU BRAINWASHED MAGGOT FOR BRAIN SCUMBAGS TOO LAZY TO PICK UP A BOOK ON POLITICAL SCIENCE EVEN ONCE IN YO LIFE YET FEEL IT APPROPRIATE TO GIVE ME ADVICE! FUCK YOU AND YOUR STATUS QUO! I AM NOTHING LIKE YOU AND YOUR ESTABLISHMENT! I AM RAW, AND I WILL EAT YOUR EAR! YOU DON'T KNOW ME AND YOU NEVER WILL!!!!"
lol that's Noah.
Remember that Black Sheep rhyme? Someone responded, "Listening to your poetry explains why your music blows!" Music you can find here!
This guy:
a fifteen year old named Jordan, starts calling Noah pathetic and tell him to leave LiLo alone etc. This sets Noah off on a philosophical rampage.
"People lke you are all fooled by Obama," he starts, "all prim and proper, nice and cute attitude, just like how a girl is supposed to act. Trust me man, that ain't real life!"
He continues, "Real life people don't supposed to get offended when someone calls them a name, or a joke, or a poke, or whatever." He signs heavily. "Nah, real life people are supposed to tell each other to fuck off and die! And they both give each other a hug because they trust each other SO MUCH they know that it's just a sign of affection!" He begins to grow angry again. "But people like YOU," he seethes. "You see a word like slut, ho, or something, and you get all irrational, saying I should act all nice and polite like Obama, that THAT is the example I should take, that I shouldn't slang and all my messages should be typed super perfect, too. Because I should question elite, preppy, ivy league mentality, I should want to BE one of those snobbish boys and act astute and calm and all that, and always go with the status quo." Finally, Noah is through with explaining. He tried to clarify a few things, but he was having trouble remaining calm. "GO FUCK YOSELF YOU BRAINWASHED MAGGOT FOR BRAIN SCUMBAGS TOO LAZY TO PICK UP A BOOK ON POLITICAL SCIENCE EVEN ONCE IN YO LIFE YET FEEL IT APPROPRIATE TO GIVE ME ADVICE! FUCK YOU AND YOUR STATUS QUO! I AM NOTHING LIKE YOU AND YOUR ESTABLISHMENT! I AM RAW, AND I WILL EAT YOUR EAR! YOU DON'T KNOW ME AND YOU NEVER WILL!!!!"
lol that's Noah.
Remember that Black Sheep rhyme? Someone responded, "Listening to your poetry explains why your music blows!" Music you can find here!
Friday, February 13, 2009
Life with Noah
So I found my new favorite thing to do online, and it's to read all the comments people leave on Lindsay Lohan's blog. Her blog in general is funny enough, but the comments are just off the hook.
Now, you have the people who love her, and then the people who talk shit. And then you have people who talk shit to the people that love her and vice versa.
In one blog, Lindsay is listening to Foreigner, and says, "head games- that's what the tabloids and pap's play with everyone .... don't they? everyone plays games, but it gets to the point sometimes when you just want to know why.."
lol well this kid, Noah, who makes the worst beats of all time, starts talking shit and people are getting pissed. So to sum up his rebuttal, he busts out a nursery rhyme themed rap. He typed it in all caps and broken English, so I spruced it up a little bit.
"black sheep black sheep have you any wool?
YESSS SIRR YESS SIRRR,
three bags, FOOL!
ONE FOR THIS TWIT SAYIN' IM STUPID SINCE I USE CAPS
one for this imbecile riding my cock like a fag
yo, they fucked, so i pay them no mind
i just put this cheap mothafuckin wool over their lazy faded eyes
the third is for lindsay lohan, free of charge
put that over her face while her wacko stalker crew of lesbos and fags wishes they could slam her from behind really hard."
I think he kinda lost it in that last stanza or two, but yeah, other than that, it's pretty good.
Noah is my new favorite person. Expect another blog entry following this one with more quotes from him.
Now, you have the people who love her, and then the people who talk shit. And then you have people who talk shit to the people that love her and vice versa.
In one blog, Lindsay is listening to Foreigner, and says, "head games- that's what the tabloids and pap's play with everyone .... don't they? everyone plays games, but it gets to the point sometimes when you just want to know why.."
lol well this kid, Noah, who makes the worst beats of all time, starts talking shit and people are getting pissed. So to sum up his rebuttal, he busts out a nursery rhyme themed rap. He typed it in all caps and broken English, so I spruced it up a little bit.
"black sheep black sheep have you any wool?
YESSS SIRR YESS SIRRR,
three bags, FOOL!
ONE FOR THIS TWIT SAYIN' IM STUPID SINCE I USE CAPS
one for this imbecile riding my cock like a fag
yo, they fucked, so i pay them no mind
i just put this cheap mothafuckin wool over their lazy faded eyes
the third is for lindsay lohan, free of charge
put that over her face while her wacko stalker crew of lesbos and fags wishes they could slam her from behind really hard."
I think he kinda lost it in that last stanza or two, but yeah, other than that, it's pretty good.
Noah is my new favorite person. Expect another blog entry following this one with more quotes from him.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
thanks
No one has been leaving me any comments.
Thanks a lot guys.
In other news, I feel strange because I haven't posted a blog entry about my favorite fictional character ever created.
That's some Sgt. Doakes for you.
Anyways, this is what has been on my mind lately. Episodes of Dexter. That's about all I'm willing disclose on the subject, but just so everyone knows.
By the way, I was exploring Tru TV'S Crime Library, and there's some really messed up stuff on there. Such as this:
An eleven year old from Sarasota was abducted, and it was caught on tape.
I don't know. This kind of shit is just really uncool.
Thanks a lot guys.
In other news, I feel strange because I haven't posted a blog entry about my favorite fictional character ever created.
That's some Sgt. Doakes for you.
Anyways, this is what has been on my mind lately. Episodes of Dexter. That's about all I'm willing disclose on the subject, but just so everyone knows.
By the way, I was exploring Tru TV'S Crime Library, and there's some really messed up stuff on there. Such as this:
An eleven year old from Sarasota was abducted, and it was caught on tape.
I don't know. This kind of shit is just really uncool.
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