see how many people hate me after this
CATEGORY ONE : ABORTION
1] Do you want abortion to stay legal or be illegal?:
Well, I am totally against abortion in every aspect, so I'd probably have to choose the latter.
2] Would you ever get an abortion yourself?:
HECK NO
3] Do you think abortion should be legal for everyone, or just in the case of rape or something life-threatening?:
I think it should be totally illegal.
4] Why do you have the views on abortion that you do(ex. religion, someone explained stuff to you, etc.)?:
Because I don't believe that we should choose who lives or dies, and I think life begins immediately.
5] If your best friend got an abortion, would you still talk to her?:
That's the point of having a best friend, shit happens and it wouldn't change anything.
6] Should an age limit be put on abortions (ex. only girls under 18 can get abortions or some other age)? Why?:
How about nobody.
7] What do your parents think about abortion?:
Pro-life as far as I know.
8] If you want abortion illegal, aren't you worried about more babies being left in dumpsters and women performing abortions with clothes hangers, killing the babies?
Just as bad as any other form of death, such as drowing, falling of a cliff, being aborted...
9] Do you know anyone who had an abortion and regretted it?:
Yeah, but I also know people who don't regret it.
10] Do you think abortion is a responsible or irresponsible way to deal with pregnancy?:
I don't think it's irresponsible, I just think it's immoral.
CATEGORY TWO : GAY RIGHTS
1] Should gays have the right to marry? Why or why not?:
I don't know, really. I have conflicting view points.
2] Gays should be treated like normal people, yes or no?:
As long as they're people and not cyborgs or dogs.
3] Why do you think society acts so strangely about gay people?:
Well, people are strange when you're a stranger.
4] Do you use "gay" as an insult?:
Yeah, sometimes it's just the perfect word.
5] Can you be born gay, or is it a choice?:
I don't know ask a gay guy. I've met a lot of fake gay people, though, so it's most likely both.
6] Is any older person in your family strongly against gays?:
Isn't there one in every family?
7] If you have any gay/bisexual friends, do you support them?:
Yes, they're chill.
8] Some people don't think we're born with any sexuality and that we just "decide" later on. Do you agree or disagree?:
I don't think I decided my sexuality, but I know I wasn't sexual as a kid.
9] Obama is against gay marriage, but is for civil unions. Do you think the same way?:
OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10] Should gays be allowed in the military?:
I guess, but I don't know any gay guys who would WANT to join the military.
CATEGORY THREE : DRUG LEGALIZATION
1] Should marijuana be legal or illegal?:
Haha, I'd say legal, but I'm biased.
2] Some people think ALL drugs (cocaine, heroin, etc.) should be legal. Do you?:
LOL.
3] If marijuana became legal, do you think it would be less "taboo" and less kids would do it just to be cool?:
Is that what kids are doing these days?
4] If marijuana became legal, would you be more tempted to try it?:
Oh yeah, big time.
5] Should things like cigarettes and alcohol be illegal?:
Haha, good luck with that one.
6] What are some negative aspects to marijuana becoming legal?:
They'd probably add some shit to it, and we'd all lose motivation, therefore, small business would suffer.
7] And what about some positive aspects?:
We wouldn't be wasting tax dollars and prison space on harmless potheads.
8] Have you ever tried marijuana yourself? If so, do you think it's harmless enough to be legal?:
Helll yeaahhh
9] If marijuana became legal, what should be the minimum age you're allowed to purchase it at?:
10 YEARS OLD PLAYA
10] Is marijuana even a big deal to you?:
Only because it's illegal.
CATEGORY FOUR : EDUCATION
1] Teachers technically aren't allowed to fail you the first marking period because they don't want you to get yourself "into a hole you can't dig out of" and fail for the year. Is this a good method?:
I have no idea what you're talking about.
2] Do you believe that grades reflect intelligence?:
In some aspects, but not usually.
3] I heard on the news that children that do their homework regularly are 35% more likely to get paid more than the people who don't do it regularly. What do you think of that?:
I THINK THAT'S PRETTY FINE
4] There's a black history month and it's usually recognized in schools. There's also a women's history month, Native American culture month, etc. but they're not recognized in school or any other place really. Why is that?:
White guilt.
5] Should teachers be allowed to hit their kids like old times?:
Maybe a little smack on the ass.
6] Should teachers be allowed to talk about religion in a public school?:
It's called freedom of speech, but there's a difference between talking about religion and force feeding it.
7] Should teachers be allowed to talk about their personal lives to students?:
I really don't care about my teachers personal lives.
8] Do you think that teachers should be stricter about spelling and grammar (especially since most people still mess up its and it's, you're and your, etc.)?:
I would be.
9] You have to take four years of English and Gym in high school, but not four years of any other subject. Why do you think English and Gym were chosen?:
I only had to take a year and a half of gym because I got away with murder.
10] Is gym class really necessary?
Well, it's not making anyone any less fat.
CATEGORY FIVE : WAR
1] "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity." True or false?:
Can't you say having sex instead?
2] Do you agree with the war in Iraq?:
No.
3] Obama thinks that the real war is in Afganistan. Do you agree?:
I have no idea what you're talking about.
4] Will withdrawing our troops from Iraq be a good or bad thing?:
I don't really care.
5] Do you think it's right for the government to draft men into the war, whether they're willing or not?:
I'd be pretty pissed.
6] Even if you don't agree with the draft, do you think women should be drafted as well (as long as they're not pregnant and such)?:
NO WAY!!!
7] Do you think the war in Iraq was really necessary, even after Bush admitted there was no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?:
I don't know enough about it, and I'm not one for conspiracy theories so spare me.
8] Does war really solve anything?:
Hell yeah it does and you're a tree hugging hippie douche if you say otherwise. We wouldn't have our country if it wasn't for war.
9] Do you believe that world peace is possible?:
No wway.
10] "Most wars start because of religion." True or false?:
False who the heck is going around saying this crap? I'm pretty sure most wars are some country's self righteous tendencies that they can't keep in check.
CATEGORY SIX : MORALS & VALUES
1] Do you believe in sex before marriage?:
No, but let's face it, I know few people strong enough to stick to that.
2] What about bringing your kids up to be good Christian kids?
Well, that's what I'd want to do.
3] Should the woman take the man's last name?:
I think so.
4] Do you have to be married to have kids?:
No one HAS to do anything, but I think it's better that way.
5] Are getting piercings and tattoos "ruining" your body?:
Maybe not for you, but I'm not about to put a bumper sticker on a Bentley, gnomesayin?
6] Would you have sex with someone you didn't love?:
Those are the only people I have sex with.
7] Would you cheat on someone?:
I don't think it's ever a planned out intentional thing.
8] Would you date someone of a different race/religion/etc.?:
Sighhh I guess.
9] Is religion the number one thing in your life?:
Well, I want God to be the number one thing in my life, but not exactly the religion aspect.
10] Do you personally believe you have good morals/values?:
lol no.
CATEGORY SEVEN : FEMINISM
1] Women and men should be viewed as equals, right?:
lol NO
2] Do you believe in stereotypes like "all women should shave their legs" or "all women should wear tight pants"?:
Hmm, I didn't know all women should wear tight pants.
3] Do you think pornography is degrading to women?:
YES IT'S ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING ACTUALLY
4] Even if you don't like Hillary Clinton, aren't you glad that a women has gotten THIS CLOSE to becoming president?:
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
5] Do you think women that wear skimpy clothing are degrading themselves?:
I think they're trying to make guys lust after them, which is a messed up thing to do.
6] What do you think about how women are portrayed in the media?:
I don't want to get into it.
7] Is anyone in your family sexist towards women?:
Not that I know of.
8] Do you cringe when someone says "feminism is stupid" when it's the idea of women and men being equal?:
Feminism IS stupid.
9] People who are feminists are usually liberals. Are you a feminist and liberal?:
No and no. I guess YOU'RE RIGHT.
10] Is it possible to be for legalization of abortion but still a feminist?:
Isn't that what feminists think abortion is about?
CATEGORY EIGHT : SEX EDUCATION IN SCHOOLS
1] Do you think schools should teach real sex ed or just abstinence only?:
I guess that's up to the parents, isn't it?
2] Should students be able to obtain free condoms in school from their nurse?:
EW no way.
3] Or should condoms be distributed to each student in health class?:
Put the condoms AWAY.
4] Do you think your school is being realistic about sex in health class?:
Is that what kids are doing these days?
5] Should students learn about just condoms and the pill or all types of birth control?:
Man this is worse than the war category.
6] Should parents be able to decide whether their child should learn about sex or should the school just automatically teach it?:
It's totally up to the parents.
7] Should ALL schools, even religious ones, teach the truth about sex and not just abstinence only education?:
What's the TRUTH about sex? Am I missing something here?
8] Do you think schools are being realistic about teenagers and sex or do they just think they can scare them out of it?:
I don't know.
9] Have you ever been taught wrong facts in health class?:
Well, I don't remember health class at all.
10] Would you say your school has a pretty good sex ed system?:
SCHOOL SUCKS
CATAGORY NINE : POLITICS
1] Republican or Democrat (or perhaps Independent or another party)?:
Pretty republican.
2] McCain or Obama?:
Well, I'm pretty happy with Obama actually.
3] Obama or Clinton (must choose one)?:
Probably Obama.
4] Huckabee or McCain (must choose one even though Huckabee's out)?:
Huckabee!!!!
5] Do you think Obama is a terrorist just because he is Muslim?:
Huh?
6] Do you think Clinton can't handle presidency because she is a woman?:
I don't include her in the woman category so much.
7] Do you think McCain is too conservative to be a president?:
No, obviously.
8] Did you hate all the candidates and wish there was someone better running?:
I don't like any politician. And I DON'T like politics.
9] What qualities would the perfect president have?:
The perfect president would be Jesus.
10] Are you more of a radical, liberal, or conservative? Or do you just not care?:
I don't really care, but would have to be conservative.
CATAGORY TEN : RANDOM
1] Some say 9/11 was planned by Bush. Agree or disagree?:
hahahahaha wait are we talking about the same Bush?
2] Some people believe Obama is a terrorist and that he was/is Muslim. Agree or disagree?:
I feel we went over this already.
3] Dick Cheney is against gay marriage but has a lesbian daughter. What do you think of that?:
Sucks for him.
4] Do you think we really need channels like BET, WE (Women's Entertainment), etc. for each gender/race or do you think it just stereotypes genders/races?:
All television sucks.
5] Should the government be honest with us and tell its people EVERYTHING (ex. some people say that the government hides information about contact with aliens)?:
People are too stupid to know everything.
6] Do you think prostitution should be legal?:
No not even close.
7] What do you think schools should do to prevent school shootings from occurring?:
Get to know the kids as individuals.
8] Should the school system be allowed to teach you wrong info and/or exaggerate things?:
No way.
9] Do you believe in the stereotype that all Americans are fat, lazy, and stupid?:
Yes.
10] Do you think religion causes most of the world's major problems?:
More like Atheism causes most of the world's major problems.
